ironmansippiecup:

am-i-swaggy-yet:

ironmansippiecup:

am-i-swaggy-yet:

ironmansippiecup:

ironmansippiecup:

I can only ever remember Andrew  But his nickname sure would be handy  I’d sure be a happier lass if I knew  His name was fucking Andy
He sits at my side in 7th hour  And I see him across the halls  Megan’s face gets more and more sour Every time I ask what he’s called
It’s written upon his tablet  And that gremlin kid says it daily  Yet I can never remember the basic fact That his name is fucking Andy
It’s been five weeks since we’ve met So it’s too awkward to ask yet again  It’s amazing how much I seem to forget That guy’s motherfucking nickname
I know that he wears Nike too much  And that his hair is Beiber styled sandy  I know that he’s in cahoots with Hutch  But not his name ITS FUCKING ANDY
am-i-swaggy-yet

All that and all I get is a round of applause I came up with four different words that rhyme with Andy whatever man

*redoes tags*
better?

Go fuck yourself I’ll call him Nancy if I want

Please call him Nancy

Done.

ironmansippiecup:

am-i-swaggy-yet:

ironmansippiecup:

am-i-swaggy-yet:

ironmansippiecup:

ironmansippiecup:

I can only ever remember Andrew
But his nickname sure would be handy
I’d sure be a happier lass if I knew
His name was fucking Andy

He sits at my side in 7th hour
And I see him across the halls
Megan’s face gets more and more sour
Every time I ask what he’s called

It’s written upon his tablet
And that gremlin kid says it daily
Yet I can never remember the basic fact
That his name is fucking Andy

It’s been five weeks since we’ve met
So it’s too awkward to ask yet again
It’s amazing how much I seem to forget
That guy’s motherfucking nickname

I know that he wears Nike too much
And that his hair is Beiber styled sandy
I know that he’s in cahoots with Hutch
But not his name ITS FUCKING ANDY

am-i-swaggy-yet

All that and all I get is a round of applause I came up with four different words that rhyme with Andy whatever man

*redoes tags*

better?

Go fuck yourself I’ll call him Nancy if I want

Please call him Nancy

Done.

danisnotaphangirl:

literal best thing

my phanaconda dont

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)